Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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