I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I believe in your delicious
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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