Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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