We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
