Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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