So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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