So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
operation have a gay friend backfired
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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