it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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