you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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