if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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