I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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