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• (386): View more from Florida

  No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here

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• (619): View more from California

  You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...

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  Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet

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• (951): View more from California

  Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?

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  ...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA

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• (510): View more from California

  Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.

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