Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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