I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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