People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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