The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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