I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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