I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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