Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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