i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Buhtt sex?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My pussy is not your playground.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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