his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I am mentally ready for anal.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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