you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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