I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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