i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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