I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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