i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
