The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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