yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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