How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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