are you still at the devil's house?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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