There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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