just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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