the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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