kristin has been a bad kristin
Someone shit on the floor
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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