and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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