you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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