I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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