i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Randomize