before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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