Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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