I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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