Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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