is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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