I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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