i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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