If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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