Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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