I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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