Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Panties = found
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