I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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