8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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