So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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