Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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