Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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