As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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