Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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