Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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