It's Friday. Sex?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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